Adopt-A-Clown: Tier 7 – Meet Your Adopted Clown - Bert and Mrytle

🤡 It’s adoption day! Name your clown, get your plaque, AND come to our one-night-only event at The Lincoln Lodge, where your clown comes to life. Meet them, take photos, bask in their haunted glory. Includes 4 tickets + 8 drinks. We only have five clowns in this tier. So choose your clown wisely. About this clown: Burt does not come alone. When he goes somewhere, he ALWAYS brings his pet, Myrtle the turtle. Talk about separation anxiety. Burt has plenty of pros, including his loyalty, but the only con is that he WILL put Myrtle's needs and wishes above yours. But the jokes keep on rolling as quickly as Myrtle walks. Steady, slapstick. The only way! This clown currently lives in the orange-striped bathroom of The Lincoln Lodge comedy club.