Adopt a Clown: The Lincoln Lodge Fundraiser

Tier 1 – Save A Clown ($5)

Every dollar counts! This “no frills, just thrills” donation keeps the clown chaos alive. No physical reward with this tier, but pure good clown karma.

Tier 2 – Add Your Name ($50)

Your name, proudly displayed in the clown bathroom for a year. Bathroom fame without the bathroom shame.

Tier 3 – Add Your Name + Clown Name ($100)

We’ll give you a clown name to live alongside your real name in the bathroom.
Your alter-ego awaits.

Tier 4 – Name + Clown Name + Digital Adoption Certificate ($200)

You get your real name + clown name on the bathroom wall AND a fancy digital certificate to prove you’re a certified clown benefactor. Frame it, post it, brag about it.

Tier 5 – Name a Framed Clown Photo ($300)

️ You choose the name of one of our bathroom’s framed clown portraits. A plaque with your name + your clown’s new name will live in the bathroom for a year—immortality through a clown (well, for a year.)  We only have eight clowns in this tier.  So choose your clown wisely. 

Tier 6 – Name a Clown + Comedy Night ($550)

Name a framed clown portrait + enjoy a night out: 4 tickets and 8 drinks at The Lodge.
Adopt a clown, then laugh until you cry like one. We only have five clowns in this tier.  So choose your clown wisely. 

Tier 7 – Meet Your Adopted Clown ($1,250)

It’s adoption day! Name your clown, get your plaque, AND come to our one-night-only event at The Lincoln Lodge, where your clown comes to life. Meet them, take photos, bask in their haunted glory. Includes 4 tickets + 8 drinks. We only have five clowns in this tier.  So choose your clown wisely. 

Tier 8 – Executive Clown Sponsor ($2,500)

Take over the whole clown alley: sponsor an ENTIRE bathroom. Your name/logo goes on a plaque outside the bathroom.
Bathroom immortality. Only two saints of clowning will ever exist. (Limited: 2 available)

All proceeds support The Lincoln Lodge, Chicago’s longest-running independent comedy theater and non-profit.

Your clown adoption = more comedy, more classes, more community.  Not really into "creepy" clowns. No worries! You can always donate to The Lincoln Lodge on our donation page HERE.