Adopt-A-Clown: Tier 5 – Name a Framed Clown Photo: Red Bob Big Eyebrows

🖼️ You choose the name of one of our bathroom’s framed clown portraits. A plaque with your name + your clown’s new name will live in the bathroom for a year—immortality through a clown (well, for a year.) We only have nine clowns in this tier. So choose your clown wisely. About this clown. This is one confused clown. Nothing can get him in a bad mood unless someone mentions his stubble. He has a ton of facial hair that grows insanely fast. He despises it because he does not want a beard, as he believes that it will ruin his clown look, and he wishes it would stop growing back. He also thinks it will destroy his jokes and that the beard will ruin his clown reputation... we've tried to tell him. He doesn't have a beard! This clown currently lives in the orange-striped bathroom of The Lincoln Lodge comedy club.